By penisface69 - United States
  Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML
penisface69 tells us more :
he said it would be awkward if we went out cause hes a freshman and im a junior. and it wasnt spontaneous. i told him i was bored and he told me to go masturbate and i told him im sick of masturbating and he was like what? how is taht even possible? and i was like well ive been doing it for half a decade. it gets old. i need a boyfriend.
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  stevenJB  |  25

I think they didn't fuck, but still did a 69. :p

By  Jimboom  |  11

Bastard. Not really the kind of guy you want to be with. But then again it might be awkward to mention that when he has his dick in your mouth. As your name seems to suggest you did.