By duzitickle - 04/08/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was sprinting to the bus stop trying to beat the bus. It pulled next to me and honked, startling me off the edge of the road. My foot slipped, I went tumbling, roadrashing my leg. The bus driver stopped, opened the door, and yelled "I was just letting you know this is a training bus." FML
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duzitickle 0

haha, yeah. the bus was coming down the hill to the stop on the corner, and i was running my ass off (in a mini skirt, to boot) to beat it there. it runs once an hour and was 15 minutes early... it would have been a close race had it been the "real" bus, thats for sure. as it was, it had a few bus people in training, like a rolling classroom, who were all craning to my side of the bus to get a good look. im sure they learned something from the mishap. it would be a shame if they didnt. my pride was definitely hurt more than my leg.

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caancoha 0

That's when you leap onto the bus in a split second, refuse to get off, and tell him it's a training exercise.

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hatelovesme 0

i dont get it? training bus? WHATTTT but fyl forsure for falling

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tpag3r 0

ohh well that explains it.... you're from texas...

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newguy12 0

Wow bloodthorn, not very discreet with your sexism are you?

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CandyRox1234 0

Sorry OP..Hopefully The Training bus was empty

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FarSide 22

WTF? Because getting hit by an "empty" bus does not hurt as much as getting hit by a "full" bus???

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tpag3r 0

i think it may be because a full bus would have been a lot more embarrassing... although i dont think the OP would be worried about getting embarrassed since she posted it on fml

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sweet_as_arsenic 0

no one got hit by a bus..............................................

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tpag3r 0

yeah i know that... she slipped and skinned her led...but im just saying the full bus would have been more embarrassing

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KK_320 2

Whats A training bus? Training someon to drive a bus??

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FarSide 22

No you moron. It's about TRAINING a bus on how to BE a bus. When the bus comes off the assembly line, it may not know what it's job is going to be.... may be a school bus, city passenger bus, a tour bus, luxury travel bus, Greyhound bus, omnibus, rebus, rhombus, strombus, syllabus, or a urubus. Thus, it must go through a training period to know how to accommodate it's lifetime utility function. Any other questions, just ask your mother.

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FarSide 22

...aw shucks! You are embarrassing me...

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CyclonePsycho 1

Wow, I nearly cried from laughing so hard at your comment, FarSide. That was clever. :|

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veggie_monster 0

My eyes are tearing right now, that was hilarious =]

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Mimi22_fml 0

aaaahhhhhh...... that's why u don't run for the bus, should have been on time. LMAO

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porp1 4

oh, ouch, fyl i know, bus chasing is anoying

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porp1 4

you dont? now i have the sudden craving for chicken noodle soup -.-

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