Love: Today, I was sitting with my girlfriend watching shows when we...

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By TasteLikeChicken - 19/08/2016 13:51 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, I was sitting with my girlfriend watching shows when we started making out. Right when things started to really heat up I suddenly burped straight into her mouth, moment instantly ruined. FML

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leafynitemare 24

Thursday 25 August 2016 11:08

Always pull away and take care of it.

Ironman_I_Am 7

Saturday 20 August 2016 6:30

HAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaa.....

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Ironman_I_Am 7

Saturday 20 August 2016 6:30

HAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaa.....

mei_esther 12

Saturday 20 August 2016 8:42

hahahahaha... That's cute in some ways.. And that's memorial

leafynitemare 24

Thursday 25 August 2016 11:08

Always pull away and take care of it.

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Today, I spent my first night with my English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in my most sexy voice, "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, not dirty. FML

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Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

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Today, it's the day after I turned 40; I live in chronic pain and think about suicide on a daily basis. I have complex PTSD due to my military career and torment with high school bullies. Today I saw one of my HS tormentors co-starring in the new Guy Ritchie movie trailer, "The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare." So, seriously, FML

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Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML

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