Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting on the bleachers at school in the shade... - FML

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By DropDeadAnarchy - 25/05/2016 20:29 - United States - Washington

Today, I was sitting on the bleachers at school in the shade alone. I saw two girls approaching me and assumed that they wanted to be nice. I started to say hi, only to be cut off by them explaining that they only came over for the shade. They only spoke to me when they needed to know the time. FML

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ImagineCrazy 27

Thursday 26 May 2016 23:56

I would've said "oh, I'm only here for the shade."

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ImagineCrazy 27

Thursday 26 May 2016 23:56

I would've said "oh, I'm only here for the shade."

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