By makiju - 13/11/2012 21:23 - France - M?zi?res-sur-seine

Today, I was severely chewed out by my boss because, according to him, I look down on him too often. I'm 6ft5. FML
I agree, your life sucks 446
You deserved it 28

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I can understand being self conscious about your height, but that is pretty extreme. Your boss is completely unreasonable.

It's little man syndrome. Tell him to buy a big truck and park in handicap spots.

Well there's your problem.....Have you ever tried not being 6ft5?!?

This FML reminds me of the Geico commercial "Is Ed 'Too Tall' Jones too tall?".

Maybe you should sit or kneel down every time you talk to him from now on :P.

His boss might think he's proposing every time.. Can't get his hopes up like that!

spiritfang11237 16

Then as soon as you see your boss approaching sit down cross legged as quickly as you can until he is gone. You will quickly gain leg muscles and your boss will not make the mistake of you proposing everytime he passes.

hapy_pig098 13

You should drink the alice in wonderland potion

I imagine your boss as a midget for some reason. Maybe because it's funnier than if he was only a foot shorter.

Slap him with your penis, that'll earn the respect of the short little bastard.

you are a evil tree makiju and your boss sailor moon will defeat you and save tokyo.