Cian_1
Cholsey, United Kingdom
Today, I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down, so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML
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Dmc169 9
It's funny how you call it small
annie_nk 23
Try sitting next time.
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Comments (130)
CrazyMelvin 14
So, you're publicly admitting that you have a small penis......
Mackay92 14
so you're little sausage was hurt
Dobhrionn 10
Just as bad as getting it caught in a zipper.
ipaduaino 10
That's what you Get men don't piss sitting down we ain't women
Nederlander95 14
If you're so drunk it's a concern, wouldn't sitting be your best course of action?
sabrinalynn22 19
YDI solely because you referred to your penis as a "little soldier."
1Dfangirl 21
Highlight the word "little"
HH15 5
Son of a Nutcracker!!
numberswoman 14
Just sit down!!!
Elizabeth_Scholt 18
Any male who calls their dick their "little soldier" deserves to have that happen to them.