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Cian_1 Cholsey, United Kingdom

Today, I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down, so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML

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Cian_1 28

What else am I to call something that keeps saluting me? ;D

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Dmc169 9

It's funny how you call it small

annie_nk 23

Try sitting next time.

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2dog 15

Poor little soldier

The_Big_Boss 20

You didn't think of.. Oh I don't know.. Sitting?

ninjuh_wingman 29

He was drunk. Drunk people tend not to make the most logical decisions.

mando420mun 7

damnn bro hurts me thinkin bout it...

kimmpwns 8

Oh, drunk people. When will we ever learn?

onlychildFTW 34

I hope never or we just might run low on these kinds of FMLs. Haha.

FimogenFeels 14

Little soldier? That's a first.

Rainhawk94 27

Did he get a purple heart

klovemachine 24

nope. he got blue balls :-D

tjanes 16

Okay OP, what did we learn?

worldclassrager 41

You are better off sitting next time..,

Mynamewontfi 40

Ouch, poor little soldier. Sitting down might be wise next time.

hobojo69 23

I felt the pain when I read this... Sorry op that must have hurt!!