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By StressedMonkey - 07/06/2016 13:16 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I was planning to take it easy with workout, coffee, good food and a couple movies. When suddenly my girlfriend calls me and says her family of father, aunt and grandma is coming for a stay-over visit. Straight without any notice in advance. Now I'm stuck getting the place presentable. FML.

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Mistyinltown 4

Friday 10 June 2016 1:25

Not cool, even if your girlfriends family are great people to be around, to be blindsided with 3 overnight houseguests, NOT COOL. I am just curious if she knew beforehand, if she did, that's even worse, if not, it seems like something you would discuss with your housemate/partner/boyfriend, rather than just allowing it to happen.

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Mistyinltown 4

Friday 10 June 2016 1:25

Not cool, even if your girlfriends family are great people to be around, to be blindsided with 3 overnight houseguests, NOT COOL. I am just curious if she knew beforehand, if she did, that's even worse, if not, it seems like something you would discuss with your housemate/partner/boyfriend, rather than just allowing it to happen.

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