Love: Today, I was planning to take it easy with workout, coffee, good... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By StressedMonkey - 07/06/2016 13:16 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I was planning to take it easy with workout, coffee, good food and a couple movies. When suddenly my girlfriend calls me and says her family of father, aunt and grandma is coming for a stay-over visit. Straight without any notice in advance. Now I'm stuck getting the place presentable. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 114

You deserved it 14

Back to School: Quiproquos and Notebooks
Laugh at back-to-school mishaps, with dazed students and overwhelmed teachers! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Mistyinltown 4

Friday 10 June 2016 1:25

Not cool, even if your girlfriends family are great people to be around, to be blindsided with 3 overnight houseguests, NOT COOL. I am just curious if she knew beforehand, if she did, that's even worse, if not, it seems like something you would discuss with your housemate/partner/boyfriend, rather than just allowing it to happen.

Comments

Mistyinltown 4

Friday 10 June 2016 1:25

Not cool, even if your girlfriends family are great people to be around, to be blindsided with 3 overnight houseguests, NOT COOL. I am just curious if she knew beforehand, if she did, that's even worse, if not, it seems like something you would discuss with your housemate/partner/boyfriend, rather than just allowing it to happen.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Public freakouts AITA Cops Health Housework Scary Homeowners Weird Technology Transportation Cars Relatable Love Intimacy Sex Dad jokes Kids Argument Money Neighbours Sleep Mental health Embarrassing NSFW Family Alcohol Birthday Cute I need your advice

The Top

The Top

Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 723

You deserved it 3 493

Today, my daughter-in-law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 010

You deserved it 4 675

Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 631

You deserved it 31 383

Today, I went to fill up my car. 500 metres before the petrol station, I saw a group of motorcyclists in my rear view mirror. I slowed down and pulled over to let them past. In fact, they were also going to fill up. 35 motorcyclists and 2 petrol pumps. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 824

You deserved it 7 326

Today, it was the third time a guy high-fived me after sex. The other two guys gave me a fist bump. Is this a universal thing, or am I just one of the bros? FML

I agree, your life sucks 965

You deserved it 281

Today, I restarted my PC a few times because of a little clicking noise coming from the direction of the tower. No, my hard drive wasn't doing a death rattle, it was music coming from ear buds lying beside said tower on the desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 299

You deserved it 845