By BerryRockstar - 21/04/2009 17:37 - United States
BerryRockstar tells us more.
AAAHH I can't believe I posted this on here and now i have to EXPLAIN myself to you people. Well there's the thing. 1) This was totally not a "Today" but a totally "Last November" 2) He was wearing headphones when we got into it, so why should i help him any 3) This was the FIRST time we'd done it, so HE was the bad lay 4) We're not dating anymore (I broke up with him) 5) FML anyway for wasting so much time with him I know i cheated on the "today" thing, but who hasn't. It just says that they all relatively START with "today" and END with FML. I hope this answers a couple of questions.
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hahahahahaha!
I just think that's hilarious... I don't know if you should take that personally... People like doing things like that. But this is the funniest thing I've read on fml...
I'm hoping he was air drumming to Moby Dick. That would be so epic.
Hey, at least you see now that sex isn't the only thing boys have on their minds all the time ;)
That is soooo awesome hahaha
dude. who are you. this is stupid. first of all, if you were looking away long enough to not notice him getting his ipod and jammin' out... then you suck at sex. go to the nearest news stand. grab a cosmopolitan magazine. and learn a thing or two about pleasing your guy. i bet he doesn't jam out when he's bangin' those other girls behind your back... hm.
Yeah I'm just gonna pretend he was listening to the spice girls to make this more hilarious lol
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Well, you weren't looking at him & paying attention to him, so why should he?
haha, oh well. what song?