Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML
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prostar9993 15
Hahaha that's some creepy ass shit. I gotta ask though, what was your answer?
kosem 6
Run.
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yellowzinnias 20
Most in-patient care was eliminated under the Bush administration so, unfortunately, people who actually need full-time care are forced to do the best they can on their own. Things like this are increasingly common, and will be until mental the health needs of this country are better addressed.
theunforgiven88 8
Eww that's friggin creepy
AkBunny907 18
Makes me think of the creepy mouse girl off of Rango O.O "Can I have your boots when you die?"
Metalslipp 15
Take it as a compliment received in the weirdest way possible.
soalism 12
Maybe she had Alzheimer's?
TAntobella 14
Wow..just..wow I'm picturing her as the old woman from 'Drag me to hell'!
hfinerfrock 9
That makes this even more creepy.
BeenIt 5
Good gawd!!!
moodyreallyrocks 27
No, no you can't have!! Run, run like the wind!!
Mathalamus 25
Interesting. I don't often see people more strange than I am.
8Dirty1 24
tell her to get a cat she can lick clean all the time