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Koizumiii Chantilly, United States

Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML

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I was speechless for a few seconds and just kind of stared at her, then grabbed my hair and pulled it out of her mouth and decided to stand instead. Then I took a shower! I would have said something to her but she was about 80 and from Asia, didn't really know English too well

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Hahaha that's some creepy ass shit. I gotta ask though, what was your answer?

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yellowzinnias 20

Most in-patient care was eliminated under the Bush administration so, unfortunately, people who actually need full-time care are forced to do the best they can on their own. Things like this are increasingly common, and will be until mental the health needs of this country are better addressed.

Eww that's friggin creepy

AkBunny907 18

Makes me think of the creepy mouse girl off of Rango O.O "Can I have your boots when you die?"

Take it as a compliment received in the weirdest way possible.

Maybe she had Alzheimer's?

TAntobella 14

Wow..just..wow I'm picturing her as the old woman from 'Drag me to hell'!

That makes this even more creepy.

Good gawd!!!

No, no you can't have!! Run, run like the wind!!

Mathalamus 25

Interesting. I don't often see people more strange than I am.

tell her to get a cat she can lick clean all the time