Today, I was on my way to meet some friends for lunch. As I was parking, one of their cell phones accidentally called mine. As I walked to the restaurant, I listened in as some of my best friends discussed all the things they hate about me. FML
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I posted this FML and just wanted to say that A) I am, in fact, a guy and these are guy friends B) The phone was on the table, not in a pocket. C) one of them literally is my best friend for the past 4 years and D) one of them came over later on that day and we had a long talk about it and mended things up.
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ForestFire0 1
This seems a little too convenient
cj_gurl 0
Something similar happened to me once. My mother took a road trip with some of her friends and her cellphone accidentally called mine. I got to hear all about how her life would have been so much better if she'd never had me. Trust me; it gets better after a while. You're luckier, though: You can easily distance yourself from those so-called "friends."
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Comments (118)
wallythedolly 0
We did it on purpose.
ecilart 0
yeah, definitely time to get new friends.
cherrybollosm04 0
# 7 That's so sad. But this FML at least you know the truth, and you can stop wasting your time being friends with them. I hope you said something.
irv616 0
it wasn't an accident...
midnightsun0209 0
did they like, butt dial? i hate when that happens...it's so annoying anyways, i agree with #16
youre_fucked 0
# 7 that's harsh.
Murdock7x4 0
When you got there, you should've told them that you just found out that you have cancer and you're going to die in 3 weeks. ...that outta show 'em.
FlightlessTalk 0
:( you deserve better friends. are you sure they were talking about you?
kandy_fml 0
Friends do that shit all the time. No matter how good of friends you are with a group of people there will be things about you that they don't like. And they are going to talk about those things when you aren't around. Shit happens.
kandy_fml 0
@#19. I'm pretty sure there are better ways to seek revenge (if you must) than faking something as serious as cancer. That isn't even funny.