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By falloutgirlll - 18/02/2016 05:40 - India

Today, I was listening to music on my laptop, when all of a sudden sex noises started playing. turns out it was an NSFW ad. also turns out, that my headphones weren't plugged in & my mom was standing right behind me. FML

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