Today, I was in online class, my mum sent me a happy friendship... - FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2020 07:19

Today, I was in online class, my mum sent me a happy friendship day post. She knew that I didn't have many friends. I was happy but asked her why as she isn't my friend, even though that she is closer than my friends. Her reply was that she was testing whether the picture she posted would appear as an image or as a link.. FML

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