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By 1739 - 06/02/2016 20:57 - Canada - Brockville

Today, I was in music class and some kid with anger management issues started acting up and yelled at the teacher and started throwing chairs at people. Normally, this would be a bit interesting to watch if I wasn't one of the victims of his chair attack. FML

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