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By FML_4_REAL__ - 01/08/2016 18:17

Today, I was hanging with a friend at a bar when I get a call from my clingy girlfriend, which I ignore because I know she's just make sure I am not cheating. Ten minutes later I look out the window to see her hammering my car!! FML
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sohigh10 34

That's not clingy, that's borderline psychotic and I'm sorry to say, but you probably could have seen that coming before she was out there smashing your car.

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exotica_realist 3

Red flags! Get out now before it's too late.

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exotica_realist 3

Red flags! Get out now before it's too late.

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Sudoc 29

If she's out smashing his car because he didn't answer his phone, I'd say it's already a little too late!

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sohigh10 34

That's not clingy, that's borderline psychotic and I'm sorry to say, but you probably could have seen that coming before she was out there smashing your car.

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Unlucky1232 20

looks like you've got a yandere. what do you do with a yandere you ask? break up then RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

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YaBoiSeabass 15

Press charges for he damages and get the **** out of there

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KaleTheVane 7

**** that man dump her and get a lawsuit on the psycho bitch.

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ItsSintija 8

Just break up with her. If she doesn't understand, get a restraining order on her.

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GhostFox 33

Break up with her, press charges, and get a restraining order. Then invest in a self defense weapon and any permits needed to go with it.

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brjare 10

i mean, dumping her would be smart, but ignoring your girlfriend is not

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