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By Anonymous - 14/03/2016 05:20 - Australia

Today, i was hanging out with the girl Ive been seeing when i innocently made a joke about marrying her, divorcing her and taking half. Turns out thats what her deadbeat ex did, and she lost $40,000 to him. She left the room in tears and doesn't want to see me again. FML

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