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Anonymous Lancaster, United States

Today, I was giving a guy a bj. told him I had a sensitive gag reflex and can't DT. He didn't believe me and shoved my head down. I choked so bad I threw up in his lap. He still came. FML

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ChristinePi 36

Should have slapped him afterwards.

boopingsnoot 25

Every time you see him, pretend that you suddenly are about to vomit and run off, hand over your mouth. What he did was sexual assault. Make him ashamed.

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ChristinePi 36

Should have slapped him afterwards.

boopingsnoot 25

Every time you see him, pretend that you suddenly are about to vomit and run off, hand over your mouth. What he did was sexual assault. Make him ashamed.