Today, I was giving a guy a bj. told him I had a sensitive gag... - FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2017 06:59 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I was giving a guy a bj. told him I had a sensitive gag reflex and can't DT. He didn't believe me and shoved my head down. I choked so bad I threw up in his lap. He still came. FML

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ChristinePi 36

Monday 21 August 2017 20:00

Should have slapped him afterwards.

boopingsnoot 24

Tuesday 22 August 2017 18:03

Every time you see him, pretend that you suddenly are about to vomit and run off, hand over your mouth. What he did was sexual assault. Make him ashamed.

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ChristinePi 36

Monday 21 August 2017 20:00

Should have slapped him afterwards.

boopingsnoot 24

Tuesday 22 August 2017 18:03

Every time you see him, pretend that you suddenly are about to vomit and run off, hand over your mouth. What he did was sexual assault. Make him ashamed.

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