Today, I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked, I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband, disoriented from sleeping, came running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML
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I can't help how I react when I see a spider. It's just an instant thing. I was bitten when I was little and broke out in a serious rash, so I freak out every time I see one now. Actually, I never really scream about anything, which is why my husband was in such a hurry to see what was wrong with me. And yes, he did just barrel in. We have a small bathroom, so the second he was in the door, he ran right into me and flung me into the tub. Looking back on it, even though it was just this morning, is really, very hysterical, and I'm still laughing about it. My nose hurts like you wouldn't believe, but it's still one of the funniest stories we have. #35 Your comment made me laugh so hard that my stomach and head hurts now. ;D Thank you for that brilliant response. :]
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Diosjenin 0
I'm sorry about your nose, I really am... but I can't quite get over how incredibly epic that kill was. Ordinary people would resort to a paper towel or a shot of water. But a tag-team hit with such precise timing, complete with a full-force headbutt as the chosen delivery mechanism? Ma'am, you and your husband are in the company of the truly elite spider assassins.
epmx27 0
ohmygosh that sucks! i would have screamed too, i'm so afraid of spiders
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bsaucedo 0
#91- very lame -_-
cselby 0
aahahah number 35 won this a while ago. that post had me laughing for a good 5 minutes
CaptainSarcasm 0
To be fair, your husband didn't walk in on you. You walked in on the spider. Let him finish his shower, than you can shampoo, okay?
ali28_fml 0
HAHAH that sucks but soo funny
crazyderrub 0
OW! fyl for breaking your nose, but now you know you should STAY CALM when you see a spider
X_Death_Note_X 8
who kills a spider with there forehead?? lol!!
Leroyw5 0
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LissaD 0
NICE! Lmfao. Well.. You shoulda wiped it on your husband! ")
kekeshayeshaye 4
u didn't hav to say completely naked. we know that already
sefani 1
ugh spiders, I would've ran away.. and if I killed it with my forehead, I would've screamed !