FML : Today, while I was eating spicy wings, I suddenly sneezed. I was sitting in front of a fan and effectively maced myself when my spicy sneeze blew back...

Today, while I was eating spicy wings, I suddenly sneezed. I was sitting in front of a fan and effectively maced myself when my spicy sneeze blew back into my face and eyes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 12 May 2017 16:00 /

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By Lobby_Bee | 14

#7453528 - Friday 12 May 2017 04:13

Maybe cover your nose and mouth when you sneeze? Lesson learned, the hard way.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7453551 - Friday 12 May 2017 04:59

First rule of entertainment: Don't eat in front of your fans.

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By Lobby_Bee | 14

#7453528 - Friday 12 May 2017 04:13

Maybe cover your nose and mouth when you sneeze? Lesson learned, the hard way.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7453551 - Friday 12 May 2017 04:59

First rule of entertainment: Don't eat in front of your fans.

By WyldGundam | 17

#7453685 - Friday 12 May 2017 09:58

The new, effective way to disarm attackers: The Hot Snot Rocket. Get yours today!

By semple7 | 15

#7453786 - Saturday 13 May 2017 02:14

At least your eyes were already closed

By Druu | 53

#7453802 - Saturday 13 May 2017 03:20

And that's the SECOND WORST thing you can spray into your eyes.

By wafflesandwich | 4

#7454737 - Sunday 14 May 2017 09:29

thought we all learned to cover or noise when we sneeze as a kid, but maybe that was just me

By wafflesandwich | 4

#7454738 - Sunday 14 May 2017 09:29

thought we all learned to cover or noise when we sneeze as a kid, but maybe that was just me

By PotetGull99 | 2

#7455580 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 09:58

Your fan was just so happy to see you and wanted to share what you gave it!

By Lemou_fml | 22

#7460973 - Saturday 27 May 2017 06:31

One big YDI. Cover your mouth, you're not 5 are you?

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