By Anonymous - 12/05/2017 16:00

Today, while I was eating spicy wings, I suddenly sneezed. I was sitting in front of a fan and effectively maced myself when my spicy sneeze blew back into my face and eyes. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17
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Maybe cover your nose and mouth when you sneeze? Lesson learned, the hard way.

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Druu 53
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And that's the SECOND WORST thing you can spray into your eyes.

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Lobby_Bee 17
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Maybe cover your nose and mouth when you sneeze? Lesson learned, the hard way.

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RichardPencil 30
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First rule of entertainment: Don't eat in front of your fans.

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WyldGundam 19
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The new, effective way to disarm attackers: The Hot Snot Rocket. Get yours today!

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semple7 15
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At least your eyes were already closed

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Druu 53
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And that's the SECOND WORST thing you can spray into your eyes.

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wafflesandwich 4
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thought we all learned to cover or noise when we sneeze as a kid, but maybe that was just me

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wafflesandwich 4
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thought we all learned to cover or noise when we sneeze as a kid, but maybe that was just me

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PotetGull99 2
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Your fan was just so happy to see you and wanted to share what you gave it!

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Lemou_fml 25
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One big YDI. Cover your mouth, you're not 5 are you?

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