By Anonymous - 12/05/2017 16:00

Today, while I was eating spicy wings, I suddenly sneezed. I was sitting in front of a fan and effectively maced myself when my spicy sneeze blew back into my face and eyes. FML
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Maybe cover your nose and mouth when you sneeze? Lesson learned, the hard way.

And that's the SECOND WORST thing you can spray into your eyes.

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Maybe cover your nose and mouth when you sneeze? Lesson learned, the hard way.

First rule of entertainment: Don't eat in front of your fans.

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At least your eyes were already closed

And that's the SECOND WORST thing you can spray into your eyes.

thought we all learned to cover or noise when we sneeze as a kid, but maybe that was just me

thought we all learned to cover or noise when we sneeze as a kid, but maybe that was just me

Your fan was just so happy to see you and wanted to share what you gave it!

One big YDI. Cover your mouth, you're not 5 are you?