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By ScrewedChicken - 04/01/2017 06:05
Today, I was cleaning up around my house and found my wife's calendar. Turns out there's a "Joseph" in her life. Whats more, is that she is going to "Get Down" with him on Saturday. My name isn't "Joseph", and I'm definitely not "Getting down" with her on Saturday. FML
dump that *****