Work: Today, I was called into the front office of my warehouse so...

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By Warehouse Outcast - 12/05/2016 17:51 - United States - Loma Linda

Today, I was called into the front office of my warehouse so I could finally find out the results of an extensive interview process for an assistant management position. I was told that I wasn't getting the job because everyone hates me. FML

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