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By ThatSecondFiddle - 31/03/2016 14:17 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was bored and missed my crush, who I talk to a lot and constantly tells me that she loves me too. I started talking to her best friend and found out my crush was very in love with someone. Her boyfriend of 3 months. FML

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