Kids: Today, I was babysitting a little girl. We were colouring, and... - FML

By magoo16 - 21/02/2011 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. We were colouring, and she told me she wanted to draw a picture of me. After she was done, she showed me the picture. I'm drawn as a fat cow. The worst part is, the picture actually looks kinda like me. FML

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magoo16 6

Monday 28 February 2011 5:35

I wrote this FML and... I'm not fat actually, she drew a cow and put a human head on it that actually looked like me. It wasn't the cow part but the head part that looked like me, and she only drew me as a cow because she calls me "Morgy Moo Moo". So no it's not my fault and i shouldn't "Go on a diet" and no i do not have low self-esteem. I just thought it was pretty funny she drew me as a cow! :)

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un_nomable 6

Monday 21 February 2011 23:01

hang it on the fridge :3

Zmeilerr 22

Monday 21 February 2011 23:12

Cue the "fatty" comments.

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magoo16 6

Monday 28 February 2011 5:35

I wrote this FML and... I'm not fat actually, she drew a cow and put a human head on it that actually looked like me. It wasn't the cow part but the head part that looked like me, and she only drew me as a cow because she calls me "Morgy Moo Moo". So no it's not my fault and i shouldn't "Go on a diet" and no i do not have low self-esteem. I just thought it was pretty funny she drew me as a cow! :)

JJ123456 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:23

give her a spanking :3

courtsx 0

Friday 29 April 2011 2:59

Some people are just mean. The child was young. my sister drew me as a tree? Whats that mean to mean? Children just draw. animals are a big part of that drawing. And all of you calling OP fat... why? you don't know what OP looks like. You're so mean.

mylifesucks12345_fml 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 3:34

u spelled coloring wrong

PepsiLover049 1

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:40

No she didn't. Thats how we spell colouring in Canada.

Euronymous93 29

Wednesday 18 September 2013 9:44

Are you ******* brain dead? Both 'coloring' and 'colouring' are correct. Go back to school, you ignorant ****.

iBiteRoses 22

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:36

You deserved it for being me

narnell 0

Friday 20 July 2012 5:05

at least you might get laid by someone into ***********

Sneekys 2

Monday 24 September 2012 3:58

Moo........

ashleyylove3 22

Monday 18 November 2013 7:44

Pics or it didn't happen

VynaVail 12

Wednesday 1 April 2015 18:58

How did this make it through the moderators?

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