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By charlie3289 - 27/10/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

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datoismyname 22

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:18

Wow what a thief.

kaprookie 3

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:19

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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Lovechild09 5

Friday 28 October 2011 4:01

obviously the parents are to blame for this, because OP doesnt know right from wong!!!

Petronix 5

Friday 28 October 2011 4:02

I hope you got arrested or at least cited for being such an asswipe.

mileyfan17 8

Friday 28 October 2011 4:03

Your a jackass. You deserve it

Sha41491 0

Friday 28 October 2011 4:08

wow what a dick.

emogirlz 8

Friday 28 October 2011 4:12

Wow wtf your an ass

iforgited 2

Friday 28 October 2011 4:26

You're a ******* douche bag

bbedlock_fml 7

Friday 28 October 2011 4:27

today I ate a chocolate and it turned out to be human poop!

jalapeno64 10

Friday 28 October 2011 4:29

Dumbass why didn't you turn it off?

laxman38 6

Friday 28 October 2011 4:39

**** you bitch.

amam96 7

Friday 28 October 2011 4:40

and the award for the most YDI's, ding ding ding we have a winner.

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