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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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510munchkin 0

ur a dick nd u deservd it

I have a suitable punishment for you after you die. You will be sleeping just outside heaven on a park bench, waiting to get in. You'll only get in if nobody has thrown a rock at you in the last 48 hours. Every 47 hours 59 seconds someone will throw a rock at you.

I love dark humor. :)

Wow. Your a jerk

allyandcolour03 0

U deserved it. That's not even remotely funny.

YDI I'd chase you with a knife too asshole, just because it was a homeless person, you threw a rock at him? I think homeless people have enough problems

Rictabulk21 0

hahaha great.

daddysgrl1972 0

damnn youre a fukin bitch!

u ******* ass. how would u feel if someone threw a rock at u!?!?

Why would you throw rocks at anyone, no matter who they are? May someone take a bucketful of rocks and pour it over you when you try to sleep.

BigOrca01 0

your a jerk