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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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_Kaylakurbstomp_ 0

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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Attica 20

You're a ******* asshole. I bet your mother is proud. Are you 8 years old???!!! You completely deserved it. You thought it would be FUNNY? You are sadistic and have problems. You are the type of person who tortures your animals as kids. **** the homeless man's life, not yours. I'm surprised you would publicly post something that shows off how terrible you were to someone and expect sympathy. Grow the **** up, you dick!

zeta24 0

here is my big FML pet peeve: when u say YDI, it is not a spiritual karma think. if the fml was Today, i dropped a rock on my foot and it broke. FML then tjey deserved it however, line this fml, do u think op would have thrown the rock if he knew the man would chase him? NO!! The deserve it is if they do something that is all their fault and ends up affecting them.It is not OPs fault the man chased him! IT IS NOT KARMA!!!!!!

Tito147 0

if he pulls out a knife u pull out a gun when he pulls out a gun then it's time to run!

LifeSuckz0415 0

YDI

redc 10

get that shit on camera

PlasmaVirus 4

Since when did you deserve sympathy? You threw a rock at someone. Does that not sound wrong to you? You can't be that stupid and selfish.

funoneemily 0

you ass hole

iloveyouu_24 0

YDI Dont be mean to hobo's they'll kick yuurr ass.!

yourLifeisfuckd9 0

Ok, before you all get all pissy at me for taking this guys side, I am acknowleding the fact that he is a worthless douchebag who doesn't have the godamn human decency to treat one of his fellow man with some respect, especially someone who doesn't have much to live for. Anyway, now that I've gotten through that shit, you have to admit that is one of the funniest FML's EVER. I mean, it may not be real but if it is it is one of the funniest thigs I've everheard.