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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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nietzscheisdead 0

So what, you counted the blocks as you were running away or did you just calculate it with mapquest, bro? I only wish this fake ass story were true and that he actually managed to kill you...

jay_dub88 0

a homeless guy can afford a knife?

jay_dub88 0

a homeless guy can afford a knife?

I Posted This OnFacebook && Everybodie Wass Likee Wtf ? Butt Theyy All Thoughtt It Wass Hilarious ! I Jzt Hopee You Didnt Really Do Itt -_-

lanielooblue 0

too bad he didn't catch you.

youre a douche

well thts not very nice of u.. but he did over react.. but why would u throw a rock at him?? isn't he sad and have a bad enough life already? ydi Srry

that's what ya get bitch!

Just think, if the homeless gentleman had killed you this story would still have made it onto the net, just as a Darwin Award instead of FML!

antichrist666 0

dumb ass