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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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_Kaylakurbstomp_ 0

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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secretlyshy 0

You're a ******* moron. You deserved it. Too bad he didn't catch you; it may have tought you some damn humility...and maybe a little bit about respect.

youknowlolo 0

LOL. You didn't deserve that ? What normal human being pulls a knife out on someone when you throw a puny rock at them, MAYBE A HOBO! They did it to themselves because of alcohol and drug abuse. Everyone on here acts like they care about the homeless but who's actually taken the time to stop and give them money (for crack) and such ? Exactly. THDI (the hobo deserved it) Next time tell him running with sharp objects isn't smart. And also when you say #967 thats assault and battery... No one cares if its a homeless man. Honestly, You won't get arrested for that.(:

Jbeatlebuggy 0

just because some one is homeless, does not mean they are an alcoholic or drug addict ok? Seriously Don't judge someone based on the fact that they are homeless. Makes you look like a jerk.

Jbeatlebuggy 0

Oh and it IS assault, Hurting anyone physically (unless in self defense) is a crime and the person can get arrested for it.

hOcKeYjOcK23 0

you never bother a man during his sleep!

Pocahontas22_fml 0

hahahahaha

Mjfalcon 8

pwned!

6LitreJellyBean 0

hahaha love it, i would've done the same thing. thats what he gets for being a dirty homeless man, takin up all the room on the park benches that our taxes paid for. make it a bigger rock next time

yourworstnightma_fml 4

You utterly and completely deserve that. learn a lesson and get over it, because at least you didn't get hurt. you fail, retard.

idothedisco 0

ydi