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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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_Kaylakurbstomp_ 0

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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lawdylawdylawdy 0

There's something seriously wrong with you if you think throwing a rock at someone's funny...

maui123hawaii 0

wow. I seriously hope he hunts you down and stalks you. I'm pretty sure if you threw a rock at me when I was sleeping, I wouldn't bother chasing you. I'd throw my knife. Or pull out a gun... more accurate. But then again... worthless life, not-worthless bullet. It's not worth the cost of a bullet. Yeah. I'd go with the knife.

immumo 2

YDI man. dont do it again.

ptrq 0

Ydi lol

missmorningstar 0

You completely deserved that. Next time don't be such an asshole.

My_Humble_View 0

How bout i come into your living room (since the street can be considered his abode) and toss a rock at you ofr "fun"?? Good grief it makes me sad when i hear stories about people that never had toys as children - sick idea of fun man!!

st87 0

I thought it would have been funnier if he caught up to you and stuck one up your sad ass.

yhupp_FML 0

lol - shot homeless guyyy!!!!!! guts tho u must've gotten tired XD

aiko13_fml 0

When your parents were teaching you not to talk to strangers, did they also teach you not to ******* THROW ROCKS AT STRANGERS?! **** that homeless guys life. Not only is he a homeless guy, but he's also a homeless guy with some dumbass throwing rocks at him.