Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the mall with some friends. I had really bad...

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By screamkid - 09/04/2016 02:26 - United States - Ashburn

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. I had really bad gas due to a bad burger prior to, and I had to let out a particularly big fart. I didn't see anyone around, so I let loose. Right as three guys I have in my regular classes walked by. FML.

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