Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the grocery store and I had to use the bathroom...

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By MichiganGirl1995 - 24/02/2016 18:56 - United States - Muskegon

Today, I was at the grocery store and I had to use the bathroom really bad. So I ran as fast I could to the nearest bathroom. it wasn't until I was done, I noticed I went into the Men's bathroom. FML.

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