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By Rattatats - 27/03/2016 22:01 - United States

Today, I was at an Easter party with a boy I like. Amazingly, he told me that he liked me. We started getting steamy, but when we got in the bedroom he told me about his wedgie fetish. I let him put me in a hanging wedgie. He then laughed at me, and left me. My panties still haven't ripped. FML.

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