Today, I was at a casual Magic the Gathering game at my local... - FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 23:40 - United States

Today, I was at a casual Magic the Gathering game at my local gaming store. The owner had a deck that generates a bunch of tokens every level. He didn't like that I endgamed a player on his team, so he sent all of his tokens after me. I played a card that cancels all damage and gives +1 life for each attacker. I'm banned for life. FML

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Lffayen 4

Monday 11 March 2024 23:23

I would be willing to call this a solid win. Also I'd send this story into the game devs because they offer promotional products to stores and I'm sure they would be interested to hear about an owner prohibiting a player from playing because his deck got beat.

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Lffayen 4

Monday 11 March 2024 23:23

I would be willing to call this a solid win. Also I'd send this story into the game devs because they offer promotional products to stores and I'm sure they would be interested to hear about an owner prohibiting a player from playing because his deck got beat.

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