Today, I was at a casual Magic the Gathering game at my local... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 23:40 - United States

Today, I was at a casual Magic the Gathering game at my local gaming store. The owner had a deck that generates a bunch of tokens every level. He didn't like that I endgamed a player on his team, so he sent all of his tokens after me. I played a card that cancels all damage and gives +1 life for each attacker. I'm banned for life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30

You deserved it 10

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Lffayen 3

Monday 11 March 2024 23:23

I would be willing to call this a solid win. Also I'd send this story into the game devs because they offer promotional products to stores and I'm sure they would be interested to hear about an owner prohibiting a player from playing because his deck got beat.

Comments

Lffayen 3

Monday 11 March 2024 23:23

I would be willing to call this a solid win. Also I'd send this story into the game devs because they offer promotional products to stores and I'm sure they would be interested to hear about an owner prohibiting a player from playing because his deck got beat.

Keywords

Health Relatable Public freakouts Music Scams Geek Poopoo peepee Jewelry Awkward Transportation Bikes Cops Family Kids Fight Miscellaneous AITA Mother in law Love Social Media Relationship advice Art Work Students Animals Birds Sleep Noise Mental health Contraception

The Top

Today, I asked a girl at work out, who'd claimed she was single. Not ten minutes later, our boss fired me. Turns out that girl is actually his side chick he cheats on his wife with, even though she’s 19 and he’s 48. Not illegal, just scummy as hell, and he fired me out of jealousy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 745

You deserved it 100

Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 792

You deserved it 1 708

The Top

Today, I spent the night at a friend's house after drinking. My phone died and I didn’t charge it. My mom decided I was a missing person, and all of her friends on Facebook decided to post that I was missing. I’m a 27 year-old adult. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 024

You deserved it 125

Today, I learned that your crotch can just light up on the body scanner in the airport for no apparent reason; and when that happens, a thorough pat down of that area will be performed by a confused security officer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 154

You deserved it 1 656

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 847

You deserved it 6 564

Today, I found out that I spent a year helping my dad get back into shape, not for his own good health which was what I thought, but so that he could cheat on my mom with 5 other women. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 011

You deserved it 2 416

Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 763

You deserved it 4 329

Today, after a little detective work, I found out the money that recently went missing from my college fund was transferred by my mother, to her own account. She claims it's to pay a parking ticket. Maybe I'm just stupid, but I didn't know they fined people over $3,500 for a parking violation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 393

You deserved it 2 234