Intimacy: Today I was asked by my friend's aunt whether or not I was pregnant.... - FML

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By NOTpregnant - 15/03/2016 22:05 - United States - Durham

Today I was asked by my friend's aunt whether or not I was pregnant. Being comfortable with my (normal weight) body, I told her no. What was surprising however, was when she asked, "are you sure?" afterwords, followed by a serious of reasons why I'm wrong. My 15 year old boyfriend just stared. FML.

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