Today, I was approached by a What Not to Wear kind of show, where you get money to buy a new wardrobe. I was so excited that I fainted. They revoked the offer, reasoning that someone who faints so easily would be too much of a liability risk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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littlemonster94 15
You sure your wardrobe wasn't the actual liability risk?
jessherself13 21
Well OP, I'm inclined to agree with them. That's hardly something to faint over. Although if it was a "What Not To Wear" type show, you've been insulted by them twice. You're apparently poorly dressed AND a liability.
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Comments (39)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Got a little too happy.
Voij 16
Aaaaand probably just another girl who went "OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOOOOOO-" and forgot to breathe in. They have quite a few of those at concerts of boybands and the like nowadays.
blackvyper 8
That's hilarious.. Reminds me of those fainting sheep.
Axipiter 24
Goats.
upallnight11 19
Why would you be excited for being asked to appear on a tv show because of your horrible wardrobe?
TheLadyOpal 30
Because usually these types of shows are about people getting better wardrobes, not just to put them on TV and make them a laughingstock. She was perfectly within her right to get excited.
ninaskyez 12
Dafuq?! Lol
onorexveritas 24
I am so glad I don't faint
wvcheesehead1 9
Sue for something, they caused you pain and suffering. Assuming fainting and making an ass of yourself is suffering.
polobeastjkc 5
That sucks to be you
olpally 33
Those people are assholes.. Wow, just because you faint they revoke you? Bullshit.
Marakie 16
Asshole