Today, I visited my grandparents’ grave. I walked over and notice... - FML

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By Rebecca - 12/10/2020 21:17

Today, I visited my grandparents’ grave. I walked over and notice that someone had weedwhacked the shrub in my grandpa’s side, cutting 3/4 of the shrub off. This Definitely isn’t the first time, and it only ever happens on his side of the plot, and to no one else. The cemetery refuses to do anything about it. FML

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