Miscellaneous: Today, I turned the TV on and the movie "Charlie & the Chocolate...

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By asdf1994mnb - 16/06/2016 13:09 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I turned the TV on and the movie "Charlie & the Chocolate Factory" was on. Excitedly and without even thinking I called out to my girlfriend, "Hey look, Charlie Chocolate and the Willy factory is on". I will never live this down, FML.

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C8H18 33

Friday 17 June 2016 4:08

I just snorted with laughter so loudly somebody asked me if I was choking.

epicgamer 18

Friday 17 June 2016 5:21

This deserves to make it to the latest FMLs. This is one of the best I have ever read.

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moonlight77 28

Friday 17 June 2016 2:21

This made me laugh so hard! Nice going, OP.

C8H18 33

Friday 17 June 2016 4:08

I just snorted with laughter so loudly somebody asked me if I was choking.

epicgamer 18

Friday 17 June 2016 5:21

This deserves to make it to the latest FMLs. This is one of the best I have ever read.

pickmikk 12

Friday 17 June 2016 7:28

Don't go down the chocolate river or something will go up your tube.

DrafteeSelf 24

Friday 17 June 2016 17:23

How is this a nearly FML? This deserves to be on the front page

AnnonoymsFMLuser 4

Tuesday 21 June 2016 18:39

Hahahahahahahahabahahahahahaha

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