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By Anonymous - 19/08/2016 21:12 - United States - Ketchum

Today, I tried to get the weird annoying chick at work to pick up my shift for me so I could go and help move things out of my aunts house that is being threatened by a forest fire. she said no. Last week I had to cover her because she fell of her bike playing Pokémon go, she's 25. fml.

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ChristinePi 36

Sunday 21 August 2016 12:15

I wouldn't want to cover for someone who refers to me as the "weird, annoying chick."

NeneJPhilly 8

Monday 22 August 2016 2:37

Never cover for her again.

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ChristinePi 36

Sunday 21 August 2016 12:15

I wouldn't want to cover for someone who refers to me as the "weird, annoying chick."

lj19717 19

Thursday 25 August 2016 1:44

Agreed

NeneJPhilly 8

Monday 22 August 2016 2:37

Never cover for her again.

GhostFox 33

Thursday 25 August 2016 7:51

The way this is phrased, to be bluntly honest, makes you sound like you feel entitled to this person covering your shift, despite the fact your every word implies you have no respect for your coworker.

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