Today, I tried once again to talk to my boyfriend about his caffeine... - FML

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By "b1uejay" - 21/03/2017 12:51 - United States - Marysville

Today, I tried once again to talk to my boyfriend about his caffeine addiction. As he does any other time I bring it up, he got ticked off. He doesn't seem to understand that the $80 a month he spends on pop is a big deal. FML

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Thursday 23 March 2017 20:39

OP, I sincerely hope that you not only don't already pay for any of his soda, but also don't live with him either and rely on him to help out w/ the necessary expenses....

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jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 23 March 2017 20:39

OP, I sincerely hope that you not only don't already pay for any of his soda, but also don't live with him either and rely on him to help out w/ the necessary expenses....

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