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By rmonk - 21/03/2016 19:20 - United States - San Francisco
Today, I took a piss at my friend's house and had the worst double stream of my life. One stream was going in the toilet and the other veered off to the side and onto the floor. I then had to spend 5 minutes shamefully wiping up my own urine. FML