FML : Today, I thought I died in the shower. I was very intensely playing air guitar while simultaneously headbanging. I punched myself in the dick. FML

Today, I thought I died in the shower. I was very intensely playing air guitar while simultaneously headbanging. I punched myself in the dick. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MetalisLife - / Wednesday 11 January 2017 09:50 /

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By Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#7386627 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 10:36

Must have been one hell of a high note you hit.

By lexiieeex3 | 32

#7386612 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 10:02

In the dick, m'ame?

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By TheEpicKitten | 20

#7386589 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 9:10

Might want to switch the gender on your account

By lexiieeex3 | 32

#7386612 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 10:02

In the dick, m'ame?

By Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#7386627 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 10:36

Must have been one hell of a high note you hit.

By niallo | 23

#7386635 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 10:54

Don't do that. Really.

By KneeGrowMancer | 0

#7386637 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 11:01

just right in bejewels. well damn

By Death69 | 24

#7386680 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 11:40

Was the song called "Ballcrusher" by any chance?

By jcash52426 | 5

#7386692 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 11:56

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By sasquatchius | 3

#7386701 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 12:06

With any luck you hit hard enough that you never have children, otherwise it's an FML for all of us.

By sohigh10 | 33

#7386706 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 12:21

Wow. Kids in Africa could have eaten the salt you wasted on this comment.

By Lalala579121 | 27

#7386708 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 12:25

Probably that Metalocalypse thing "Crush my Battle Opponent's Balls".

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