By MetalisLife - 11/01/2017 09:50

Today, I thought I died in the shower. I was very intensely playing air guitar while simultaneously headbanging. I punched myself in the dick. FML
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Must have been one hell of a high note you hit.

lexiieeex3 32

In the dick, m'ame?

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TheEpicKitten 20

Might want to switch the gender on your account

lexiieeex3 32

In the dick, m'ame?

Must have been one hell of a high note you hit.

Don't do that. Really.

KneeGrowMancer 0

just right in bejewels. well damn

Was the song called "Ballcrusher" by any chance?

jcash52426 5

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<p>With any luck you hit hard enough that you never have children, otherwise it's an FML for all of us.&nbsp;</p>

sohigh10 34

Wow. Kids in Africa could have eaten the salt you wasted on this comment.

Probably that Metalocalypse thing "Crush my Battle Opponent's Balls".