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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 02:39

Today, I stopped at my local gas station for a fill-up, and had to tell the attendant there was a situation that needed attention out between the pumps. The situation was in fact a dead baby chicken. FML.

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doodlerad 10

Sunday 10 July 2016 1:59

I live in Hawaii and this is super normal here because there are wild chickens EVERYWHERE. Chicks are constantly getting flattened.

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doodlerad 10

Sunday 10 July 2016 1:59

I live in Hawaii and this is super normal here because there are wild chickens EVERYWHERE. Chicks are constantly getting flattened.

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