Love: Today, I spent hundreds of dollars making my girlfriend a scavenger... - FML

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By blown cash - 09/04/2016 20:04 - United States - Stockton

Today, I spent hundreds of dollars making my girlfriend a scavenger hunt across the city that she could go on and experience all the attractions of the city, and would eventually lead to me asking her to prom. She called me an hour before and said things weren't working out. FML

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