Today, I spent an hour trying to sleep before work, but I couldn't because my two dogs wouldn't stop barking. Completely pissed off, I finally went and told the little fuck nuggets to shut the shit up. I was then immediately knocked unconscious by the burglar in my house. FML
SilentSin tells us more.
OP here. I just wanna clear things up. I work third shift and go to college full time, so yes, I do take naps every now and then before work (usually right after classes), and the two dogs I own are a Pomeranian and a chihuahua terroir, both of which are two very small breeds of dogs. So for those saying that dogs are meant for protection, yeah, not these. Pomeranians are very defensive of their territory, so no matter who or what my Pom sees or hears outside, she'll bark like crazy. The chihuahua usually does the same thing; they bark even when they hear me open the garage door. No, I never heard the intruder break in and yes, I have trained the dogs both to silence the barking but only on command. So since they were in a different room than me, I went and commanded them to silence, and yes I didn't think there was a burglar in the house because like I said earlier, these dogs bark at EVERYTHING. Being distracted by the dogs, I did get KO'd but it wasn't for too long. I woke up only minutes after, called police and managed to catch the thief, so it's all good now. I hope this clears things up and that y'all have a fantastic day!
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marcusterry 14
Atleast you got Some sleep?
miaaxoxxo 16
dogs normally bark for a reason.
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Comments (110)
Rainyknights22 16
That's messed up. I bet you felt like crap afterwards.
rootl 7
Ydi you **** nugget. Don't call your dogs that
Beccalouise1000 7
**** nuggets ??
SaturnsDick 1
I'm calling bs
Dokie 4
After having a lousy day at work, this story literally had me howling w/laughter. **** nuggets reminded me of my dog and cat when they decide to fight on the bed when we are trying to sleep.
delichick 27
**** nugget is now my all time favourite word :)