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blindman

Today, I scrambled up some eggs and found that I was out of pepper. I used pepper spray instead, thinking it would be the same thing. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Allie614032 34

Either this is a joke, or you're a ******* idiot. YDI.

NostalgiaFreak9 43

With stupidity like that, I really hope you don't host a social gathering. It would suck for the guests if you run out of booze and you end up serving rubbing alcohol as a substitute.

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Comments (47)

Mongo999 9

Stupid is as stupid does!!

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

pepper spray you say? I bet those eggs were "outta sight"...

Lobby_Bee 18

That is not the correct way to use pepper spray. You need to spray it directly into your eyes to taste the pepper. Try again.

Chris Baker 8

I created an account on this just to call you a dumbass.

StrugsNotDrugs 19

Red Forman?! is that you??

Summer Lohrbach 8

You are literally too stupid to insult

worldclassrager 41

Essential oil works...but still I’m afraid to see what may happen with other sprays...

Arashikage 18

Someone stop this guy before he tries to bleach his teeth

Blade Sorren 5

Bet it tasted like pain and the tears of a grown man

Akitakat 31

You are the reason they put extensive, common-sense rules on packages, such as; only use externally, do not take bath while drying hair, this device it for curling hair only-do not place anywhere internal, decorative plastic- do not eat, etc... The list goes on. I’m sure many of you FMLers know exactly what I mean & can mention even better ones. Lol :D