Health: Today, I scrambled up some eggs and found that I was out of pepper....

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blindman 14 January 2018, 01:30

Today, I scrambled up some eggs and found that I was out of pepper. I used pepper spray instead, thinking it would be the same thing. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Allie614032 34

14 January 2018, 01:30

Either this is a joke, or you're a ******* idiot. YDI.

NostalgiaFreak9 43

14 January 2018, 01:40

With stupidity like that, I really hope you don't host a social gathering. It would suck for the guests if you run out of booze and you end up serving rubbing alcohol as a substitute.

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shredder133 14

14 January 2018, 10:37

You obviously shouldn’t be allowed to have any form of non lethal defenses. No tasers, no pepperspray, you might as well just carry a rape whistle. Unless you can’t handle that too.