Health: Today, I scrambled up some eggs and found that I was out of pepper....

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blindman 14 January 2018, 01:30

Today, I scrambled up some eggs and found that I was out of pepper. I used pepper spray instead, thinking it would be the same thing. FML

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Allie614032 34

14 January 2018, 01:30

Either this is a joke, or you're a ******* idiot. YDI.

NostalgiaFreak9 43

14 January 2018, 01:40

With stupidity like that, I really hope you don't host a social gathering. It would suck for the guests if you run out of booze and you end up serving rubbing alcohol as a substitute.

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Allie614032 34

14 January 2018, 01:30

Either this is a joke, or you're a ******* idiot. YDI.

engineerosaurus 26

14 January 2018, 01:31

And why on earth did you think that?!?!

DanielleinDC 34

14 January 2018, 01:38

Please tell me you really aren't that stupid.

coolmike699 26

14 January 2018, 01:39

You couldn't possibly deserve it more.

NostalgiaFreak9 43

14 January 2018, 01:40

With stupidity like that, I really hope you don't host a social gathering. It would suck for the guests if you run out of booze and you end up serving rubbing alcohol as a substitute.

Blade Sorren 5

14 January 2018, 08:00

Hand sanitizer

09051308288 17

14 January 2018, 01:46

Maybe he also thinks that baby oil is extracted from a real baby.

ThrottleJockey 36

14 January 2018, 04:01

Wait, it's not?!?!

09051308288 17

14 January 2018, 04:47

Yeah, maybe it will be when there's not enough resources left.

Blade Sorren 5

14 January 2018, 08:02

Maybe a baby pig's pancreas

Glowworm56 27

14 January 2018, 02:07

"Pepper spray? That sounds delicious! Aah! I was wrong, I was horribly wrong!

wanted_2_want 40

14 January 2018, 02:08

No no no. You did it wrong. You should've used Maze. That's the best possible flavor you can get. And to fry the eggs faster you can use a teaser gun.