Intimacy: Today, I saw a cute girl working at one of those fancy pizza... - FML

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By KingHyp3 - 22/07/2016 21:33 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working at one of those fancy pizza places. I gave her a tip and she gave me a scowl and told me to fuck off. FML

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ajk168 22

Saturday 23 July 2016 22:14

That's when you talk to the manager. Not acceptable

cek727 16

Sunday 24 July 2016 6:59

take the tip back

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ajk168 22

Saturday 23 July 2016 22:14

That's when you talk to the manager. Not acceptable

cek727 16

Sunday 24 July 2016 6:59

take the tip back

hoponpip 20

Tuesday 26 July 2016 1:30

she probably thought you were just trying to score points. which you were. ydi

Elgrin 15

Wednesday 27 July 2016 15:32

Obviously, she's not worth your time or money. Tell the manager that as long as she's still there you and your friends won't be, and you'll be posting reviews online.

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