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By Zeratule143 - 23/05/2016 00:40 - Canada - Delta

Today, I rushed home from the camp that I work at to comfort my girlfriend of two years. She told me yesterday her grandma was hospitalized. When I got home she was acting weird. Turnes out she cheated on me with a "friend" of mine. I took off work for the week for our anniversary. FML

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toba122 12

Monday 23 May 2016 18:47

That's a sucky situation. I wish you the best of luck.

gijojo_fml 9

Monday 23 May 2016 16:57

My gf is cheating on me with a co worker of hers. Ik when they r meeting cause she acts happier and tries to look nicer. She doesn't know I know yet. She will once I go to and get thru college. Then she is gone sadly cause I can't afford to live alone and no family or friends.

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gijojo_fml 9

Monday 23 May 2016 16:57

My gf is cheating on me with a co worker of hers. Ik when they r meeting cause she acts happier and tries to look nicer. She doesn't know I know yet. She will once I go to and get thru college. Then she is gone sadly cause I can't afford to live alone and no family or friends.

toba122 12

Monday 23 May 2016 18:47

That's a sucky situation. I wish you the best of luck.

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