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By Fred - 27/06/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML
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YDI for cheating on your wife :/


Exactly. YDI for cheating you bastard.

your such an idiot. you deserve everything you get for cheating on your wife!

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YDI for cheating on your wife, and putting when you have sex on your calendar.

i'm going to have to say this is the hell could you possibly not know? wouldn't you be receiving notifications from them as well? maybe you just didn't explain all the details or something. either way, you suck. cheating on your wife = 1 way ticket to karma hell. enjoy it, asshole.

why the fuck would you even put that shit on a calendar anyway?

You'll get no sympathy from me.

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What a cock. This is when you should leave FML and sort out your life instead of posting about it.. YDI.

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Yeah,because that makes sense.

YDI for cheating on your wife :/

Pretty sure it's implied in the original post. :P

It is implied you moron! This cheating rat will hopefully get an STI that causes him to go to the hospital, where he will be wrongly injected with an ammount of anything that causes a long and very painful demise to a vegitative state. I want to walk past this guy in 20 years and see him begging for money, lying in a ditch somewhere in the africa.

*STD? OP: YDI, cheater!!

STI=Sexually Transmitted Infection. OP: You Deserved It. Totally.

YDI for cheating AND for putting that shit on your work calendar in the first place. why would you even do that?

tru, i lived in africa it sucksss

It never says he SLEPT with the girl Janet, he could have just gone out with her. It's possible he just was friends with her (although doubtful because that wasn't in the post) or maybe it was a different kind of cheating where there was no sex but he went out on a date with another woman? It's still bad, but not really super terrible or divorce worthy.

Going on a date with someone else is totally cheating and totally divorce-worthy! And I'm pretty sure that if Janet was just a friend of the OP's, she wouldn't have been part of the FML.

We're assuming he cheated on his wife because he stated that he went on a date Saturday with another female whom isn't his wife. Then, he continued to say that his wife saw the calendar that's "synchronized throughout the whole building". Otherwise, what's the big deal?

:) Can we be friends? :) Cheaters should die.

What's divorce-worthy and not is up to the people involved in the marriage, not random internet boy #43. To a lot of people, all kinds of cheating are a big deal and divorce-worthy.

Well, when men say they "went out with a girl", it usually means went on a date, which is cheating.

You took that way too far. Sure he shouldn't have cheated and all, but no one deserves the hell you explained. Bastard.

definitely implied in the post

hahahahahHAHhahahAHHAHahahahahahahHAHHAHAHhhHAHAHAHAHhahahahaha yea YDI

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That's exactly what I was thinking You put a date in your diary for when you have sex?! YOU'RE A LOSER I hope your wife dumped your cheating ass and not only that you were dumb enough to write it down!!

Well I understand why he is schedueling. He doesn't want to accidently call the wrong girls name in the middle of sex now does he? Hes being prepared to not sleep on the couch. ;)

but if you're going to put that on a calendar at least put: meeting janet or something, not having sex with her on your calendar! if you're going to do something wrong, never leave a paper trail idiot

Wtf?!?! Ydi for cheating!! I HATE when people think they should get sympathy for their husband/wife bf/gf finding out that the they cheated!!

YDI for cheating on a wife that's still having sex with you. You're an idiot for marking it all down in a work device though.

He would deserve it even if they werent having sex, dont cheat, it leaves you with a little respect

you're a piece of shit. karma comes back around-- you have some bad shit coming at you have fun!

I don't think karma is the only thing he has to worry about once his wife checks the calendar.. did he honestly expect sympathy?

fail.. stupid cheating fucking douche

YDI. Cheating? That's low.

I'm disgusted to live in the same state as you. ):

yes. I'm sure that this guy is the worst person in all of Michigan.

YDI for cheating on the one you swore your love to at the alter.